Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES(In Urdu) Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa afte Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
Once a chunti saw a dali (IN URDU) Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
Laloo bada chalak hai (in URDU) Laloo bada chalak hai, Nau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he... ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: I"m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast."