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4th law of motion (Newton died by hearin
4th law of motion (Newton died by hearing this law) . . . "If u run around a tree, At a speed of 100km/sec, U can see ur own back.:D
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 133)
Girl frnd to boyfrnd: Im pregnant!! Boyf
Girl frnd to boyfrnd: Im pregnant!! Boyfrnd: Ru sure dat its mine? Girlfrnd starts crying & say: Yaar sab log aisa bologe to kaise chalegaaa!
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 141)
2lvers were sitting in park eating chips
2lvers were sitting in park eating chips& looking each other eyes Grl-janu,wat r u thinking right now boy-tum mujhse jayda chips kha rahi ho.
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 141)
AutoWala:bus stop tak ke 20rs. santa:sam
AutoWala:bus stop tak ke 20rs. santa:saman bhi sath me hai. autowala: saman free hai. santa: ok, saman le chal maine paidal aata hu.
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 132)
Wat did a handsum dog say 2 beautiful bi
Wat did a handsum dog say 2 beautiful bitch on a candlelite diner near a romantic river in open munlite? BHOW BHOW Or kya bol sakta h bechara!
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 142)
WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao wo kon c Chiz h
WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao wo kon c Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte ho pr Tod nhi skte? HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga. WIFE- Bolo na plz. HUBY- Tera MUH..
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 143)
Sir- Padhai Karo, Warna Koi Tumhe Job Na
Sir- Padhai Karo, Warna Koi Tumhe Job Nahi Dega. Student- Sir, Padhai To Wo Log Karte Hai Jinhe Job Chahiye.. Hum To Job Dene Waalo Me Se Hai..
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 143)
Sardiyo Ka Mausam Tha nadi Se bhap Nikal
Sardiyo Ka Mausam Tha nadi Se bhap Nikal Rahi Thi GOLU-Yaar,Ye Nadi Se Bhap Kyu Nikal rahi hai MOLU- Lagta Hai,Machliya Chai Bana Rahi Hai
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 138)
Captain- Nau Jawano, Aage Badho Santa Aa
Captain- Nau Jawano, Aage Badho Santa Aage Nai Badha Captain- Tum Aage Q Nai Badhe Santa- Apne Kaha, 9 Jawanon Aage Badho, Me 10ve Number Pe Hu
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 143)
Pati-Raja Dashrath ki 3 Raniya thi. Wife
Pati-Raja Dashrath ki 3 Raniya thi. Wife-To? Pati-To Mai 2 shadiya or kar sakta hu. Wife-soch lo, Dropadi k 5 Pati the. Pati:just joking yar....
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 144)
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