Wo roz-roz kehti hai ki mujhe apni tasve

Wo roz-roz kehti hai ki mujhe apni tasveer mms karo.. . . . " Ae DOST" . . Us nadaan ko ye kaise btaon ki mere paas . . . Nokia 1100 hai,..

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BAAP:iss bar exam me tujhe 90% marks lan

BAAP:iss bar exam me tujhe 90% marks lana hai,kuch v kar. BETA:nahi,iss bar to me 100% launga. BAAP:mazak mat kar. BETA:suru kisne kiya!

( Category: Funny jokes    Character: 136)

Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress- Yahan se le

Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress- Yahan se less Wahan se less Kabhi sleeveless Kabhi backless Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to KAMINA CHARACTERLESS

( Category: Funny jokes    Character: 142)

Sir- Tu Bohot Badtamez Ho Gaya Hai, Tujh

Sir- Tu Bohot Badtamez Ho Gaya Hai, Tujhe Kya Saza Du Kid- Sir, Wo Ladki Jo 2nd Bench Par Baithi Hai.. ..Uske Saath BathRoom Mai Bandh Kar Do

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Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ? Darbar Doc

Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ? Darbar Doctor - Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha who mar gaya ! Nurse- Sir woh operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha

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Exam Me Question Tha- 'Challenge Kise Ke

Exam Me Question Tha- 'Challenge Kise Kehte Hai' Sonu Ne Pura Paper Khali Chor Kar Last Me Likha- 'Agar Himmat Hai To Pass Kar Ke Dikhao, its my challenge'

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Sir-Kanjus kaun kehlata hai? Student-100

Sir-Kanjus kaun kehlata hai? Student-100 sms aane par, 1 ka bhi reply na karne wale log. Sir-Good! 1 example do? Student-Aapki beti Sir

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LALU: yaar kal raat ek chor ne T.V ke il

LALU: yaar kal raat ek chor ne T.V ke ilava sab kuch le gaya. VOLU: T.V q chhod gaya? LALU: wo to me dekh raha tha!!

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What is the moral of Rajnikant's movie "

What is the moral of Rajnikant's movie "THE ROBOT" Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai MACHINE ka bi dimag kharab kr sakti hai

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Techr-Tumne Apna Homework Q ni Kiya GOLU

Techr-Tumne Apna Homework Q ni Kiya GOLU-Ghar me Tv ka Shor Tha Techr-To kisiko Tv ki Aawaz Kam karne ko kehte Golu-Kisi kehta Tv mai akela dekh rha tha

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