Santa Banta SMS
Santa oR Banta kI LaDaI Ho RaHI tHI Sant
Santa oR Banta kI LaDaI Ho RaHI tHI Santa-SaLe MaI teRe kaPDe PHaD ke tuJko nanGa KRDunGa Banta-DekH seRIous LaDaI Me RoMntIc Baate Mat kaR
( Category: Santa Banta SMS Character: 139)
A lady calls Santa for repairing door be
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
( Category: Santa Banta SMS Character: 184)
Teacher: What should be in a book to mak
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. (Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English C
( Category: Santa Banta SMS Character: 162)
Pappu while filling up a form: What shou
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long...!
( Category: Santa Banta SMS Character: 96)
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh go
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
( Category: Santa Banta SMS Character: 111)
Santa falls in love with a nurse... Afte
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
( Category: Santa Banta SMS Character: 115)
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta,
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
( Category: Santa Banta SMS Character: 150)
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta,
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
( Category: Santa Banta SMS Character: 150)
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.Doctor: Wh
Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. (Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Char
( Category: Santa Banta SMS Character: 216)
How did santa tried to kill a bird??He t
How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
( Category: Santa Banta SMS Character: 108)
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