Naughty SMS
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the c
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 138)
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a ri
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 167)
A man was looking at a painting for a lo
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 165)
What did the hurricane say to the palm t
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 97)
Please( ) press down!( ) )( ')/ /( ) ) o
Please
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 115)
( ')/ / in love !/ /( ) ), ( ') engaged/
( ')
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 85)
Press down.down moredeepermoreYESahhohhy
Press down.
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 157)
A notice in a factory for girl workers."
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 155)
I've learned that you cannot make someon
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 117)
Teacher: why are you late?Student: My da
Teacher: why are you late?
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 150)
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