Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure w

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

( Category: Insult SMS    Character: 127)

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti sama

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

( Category: Insult SMS    Character: 103)

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

( Category: Insult SMS    Character: 159)

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....Fuddu

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

( Category: Insult SMS    Character: 73)

4 roses, just for you!1st for Friendship

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

( Category: Insult SMS    Character: 136)

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

( Category: Insult SMS    Character: 179)

Aapke haath memobile hai..Chehere pe khu

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

( Category: Insult SMS    Character: 160)

No visits...no calls..no sms's...no lett

No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

( Category: Insult SMS    Character: 134)

One day a monkey looked into mirror & sa

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

( Category: Insult SMS    Character: 160)

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worri

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

( Category: Insult SMS    Character: 158)