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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming h

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 178)

Why did santa keep the door open while b

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 117)

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his w

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 143)

Santa and Banta went for a drive.Santa:

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 174)

Ultimate answer while changing the job.I

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 150)

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 130)

Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b real

Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 124)

An englishman and santa inside the toile

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 127)

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 133)

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 213)

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 166)
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