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Girl & Boy were having sex.Girl: Darling

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 198)

Boy (to girl): What's there in between y

Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 141)

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfrie

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....




Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 94)

Which Part...of a man's bodyhas no bonef

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 148)

Mental anxiety,Mental breakdowns,Menstru

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 125)

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupe

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 154)

Q:Whats the difference between magnets a

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 82)

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--I SEE U BABY--

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----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 140)

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( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 134)

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( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 132)
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