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I've learned that you cannot make someon

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 117)

Teacher: why are you late?Student: My da

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 150)

When an apple is green, its ready to plu

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...







VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 172)

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another"I slept wi

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 160)

Why do 90%of the girls have a bigger lef

Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

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because....



90% of the
boys are
right handed..

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 134)

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a be

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 104)

Sounds women make during sex.1) Asthmati

Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 155)

1 day as I came home early from work, I

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 161)

One day there was this naked man and ele

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 169)

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

( Category: Naughty SMS    Character: 143)
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