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What did the hurricane say to the palm t
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 97)
Please( ) press down!( ) )( ')/ /( ) ) o
Please ( ) press down! ( ) ) ( ') / / ( ) ) oh yeah !!! ( ')'.:,".;. / / ';".',,' / / ooohhh ( ) ) baby ur good!
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 115)
( ')/ / in love !/ /( ) ), ( ') engaged/
( ') / / in love ! / / ( ) ) , ( ') engaged / , ' ( ) ) married , - - . ( ) )'(, )
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 85)
( ')/ / in love !/ /( ) ), ( ') engaged/
( ') / / in love ! / / ( ) ) , ( ') engaged / , ' ( ) ) married , - - . ( ) )'(, )
( Category: Good Luck SMS Character: 85)
Press down.down moredeepermoreYESahhohhy
Press down. down more deeper more YES ahh ohh yes Almost there! ooh baby
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 157)
A notice in a factory for girl workers."
A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 155)
I've learned that you cannot make someon
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 117)
Teacher: why are you late?Student: My da
Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it.
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 150)
When an apple is green, its ready to plu
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to... VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 172)
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another"I slept wi
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response. He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
( Category: Naughty SMS Character: 160)
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