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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man: Makkhiya maar

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

( Category: Funny SMS    Character: 172)

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

( Category: Funny SMS    Character: 88)

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thod

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

( Category: Funny SMS    Character: 172)

What is the height of telling a lie?A ne

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"

( Category: Funny SMS    Character: 127)

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo of

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

( Category: Funny SMS    Character: 149)

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,Bure

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

( Category: Funny SMS    Character: 137)

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kat

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

( Category: Funny SMS    Character: 129)

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,Door kahin ek

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

( Category: Funny SMS    Character: 163)

Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or rech

Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.

( Category: Funny SMS    Character: 251)

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

( Category: Funny jokes    Character: 126)
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