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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 108)
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 151)
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag rah
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 172)
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 118)
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dost
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 139)
Medical ShayariWhen you breathe, you res
Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 156)
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna ha
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 159)
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne da
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 122)
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life. RANI - Before marriage. LAXMI - After marriage. BAI - After children.
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 120)
Rabri: Ka karat ho?Laalu: Ek dost ko chi
Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
( Category: Funny SMS Character: 139)
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