A child hd nvr seen his hips 1 day his teachr beat him on his hips He comes back home n c his hips in the miror & says BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!
Santa oR Banta kI LaDaI Ho RaHI tHI Santa-SaLe MaI teRe kaPDe PHaD ke tuJko nanGa KRDunGa Banta-DekH seRIous LaDaI Me RoMntIc Baate Mat kaR
4th law of motion (Newton died by hearing this law) . . . "If u run around a tree, At a speed of 100km/sec, U can see ur own back.:D
Girl frnd to boyfrnd: Im pregnant!! Boyfrnd: Ru sure dat its mine? Girlfrnd starts crying & say: Yaar sab log aisa bologe to kaise chalegaaa!
2lvers were sitting in park eating chips& looking each other eyes Grl-janu,wat r u thinking right now boy-tum mujhse jayda chips kha rahi ho.
Boy-Apka Naam Kya He Girl-Pehan K Batau Ya DikhaKar Boy-Kya Matlab? Girl-PAYAL Girl-Or Apka? Boy-Lekar Batau Ya Dekar? Girl-Matlab? Boy-PAPPI
AutoWala:bus stop tak ke 20rs. santa:saman bhi sath me hai. autowala: saman free hai. santa: ok, saman le chal maine paidal aata hu.
Wat did a handsum dog say 2 beautiful bitch on a candlelite diner near a romantic river in open munlite? BHOW BHOW Or kya bol sakta h bechara!
WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao wo kon c Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte ho pr Tod nhi skte? HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga. WIFE- Bolo na plz. HUBY- Tera MUH..
Sir- Padhai Karo, Warna Koi Tumhe Job Nahi Dega. Student- Sir, Padhai To Wo Log Karte Hai Jinhe Job Chahiye.. Hum To Job Dene Waalo Me Se Hai..