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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, me

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 138)

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pak

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 138)

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 203)

Santa found answer to the most difficult

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 141)

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bha

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 94)

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bha

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 94)

What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.What's Oxford?S

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 72)

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban g

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 101)

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gi

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 164)

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 132)
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