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Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?Papp

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 165)

Pappu was writing his father's name on a

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 134)

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 123)

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 149)

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - p

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 164)

Santa dials a number. A girl receives th

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 150)

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Sant

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 164)

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Sant

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 164)

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?S

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 102)

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,Tumko

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 142)
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