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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 138)

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, San

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 161)

Santa joined NASA. After one month the A

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 95)

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 141)

Girl: Will u marry me?Santa: No, humare

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 147)

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?San

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 146)

In a train compartment husband: Darling,

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 237)

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.Bant

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 138)

Translation from hindi to english, "Khus

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Charact

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 180)

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!Banta:

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 188)
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