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Girl: Will u marry me?Santa: No, humare

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 147)

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?San

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 146)

In a train compartment husband: Darling,

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 237)

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.Bant

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 138)

Translation from hindi to english, "Khus

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Charact

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 180)

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!Banta:

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 188)

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and sa

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 114)

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bah

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 162)

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.

Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : I am falling in love.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 106)

Santa: Do you know English?Banta: YesSan

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 146)
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