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To live this life I need a heartbeat, to

To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 141)

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhup

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 146)

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 129)

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When di

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 142)

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 s

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 160)

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 144)

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 94)

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 162)

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longe

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 96)

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 157)
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