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Don’t rush in love for it never runs o

Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 161)

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jee

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 101)

Santa was caught for speeding and went b

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 141)

While walking in the highlands Santa fel

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 154)

Santa looking at himself in the mirror,

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 139)

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees,

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".

(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)

Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 231)

Teacher to santa: where were you born?Sa

Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 155)

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 131)

Santa giving exam while standing at the

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 137)

Why did Santa throw the butter out of th

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

( Category: Santa Banta SMS    Character: 81)
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